A former journalist, Calvin became a copywriter to build campaigns for clients like Comcast and Best Buy. At FVM, he uses his creative skills to clear word clutter and make brand voices sing, soothe, and sometimes scream. If it were up to him, this bio would just be a tiny GIF of a pug eating pizza.
Good punk, bad rap, Schubert
Updated tally, spectacled FVM creatives:
Frozen pizza novelties, worst to best:
Pockets, Bagel Bites, Rolls
Two marimo moss balls and one single-speed Schwinn beater