Helen Smith

Helen Smith

Helen takes accounting, personnel, and business matters seriously, keeping FVM the finely-tuned marketing machine it is. When she’s not crunching numbers and crushing budgets, Helen rules over the cleanest office kitchen in America through a mixture of fear and…well, just fear. But hey — just look at those counters sparkle!

Things best kept predictable: numbers, hours, vitamin C intake

Things best kept unpredictable: the route at next weekend’s Porsche rally

Green pepper consumption: quotidian

Unconventional pastime: toying with telemarketers

Least favorite nouns: ice, winter, snow, frost, late timesheets